These Fucking Bed Bugs Are Driving Me Mad!
These fucking bloodsuckers are making me insane! I've tried everything to get eliminate these little freaks. I've cleaned everything, I've poisoned every corner, but they just multiply. It's like a nightmare, I can't even sleep without being terrified. I'm on the verge of breaking.
I need to get rid of these things before they drive me insane.
Goddamn Bed Bug Apocalypse
I woke up covered in bites. Itchy, burning, throbbing little welts all over my damn arms and legs. I figured it was mosquitos, you know? Happens every summer/fall. But then I saw them. Tiny, black specks scuttling across the mattress. I nearly puked.
They were bed bugs, little bloodsucking demons.
- My apartment smelled like death.
- Sleep became impossible.
- Exterminators came and went, but the bugs just kept coming back
This was my personal hell.
This Damned Thing Has Got To Go
Sometimes, you just need to scream. A itchy sensation is crawling all over our skin and nothing seems to relieve it. The feeling intensifies until you're at your wit's end, ready to tear everything right off. It feels like a swarm of ants, a fiery inferno all attacking at once. Oh God get this fucking thing off my skin!
- Why does anything get to be so torturous?
- We just want some relief!
Fuck These Bed Bugs
I swear to the heavens above, if I see one more son of a bitch in my apartment/house/bedroom, I'm gonna lose it/snap/scream. I've tried all the tricks in more info the book, but these bloodsucking demons are winning. My rest is impossible, my skin is crawling, and I'm about to go insane. This hellhole has got to stop.
- Get rid of them
- Have a decent night's rest
- My sanity back
Fucking Bed Bugs: The Curse of Modern Living
These little bastards are ruining our lives, man. They crawl into your bed and Feast on your blood. You wake up with swollen welts all over your flesh. It's a nightmare.
Trying to kill these things is like fighting a never-ending saga. You spray, you vacuum, you throw out your furniture, but they just laugh at you. It's enough to push you over the edge.
We want our lives back. Bed bugs are a serious problem and something needs to be {done{ about it.
Get Outta Here, Damn Bed Bugs!
These goddamn bugs are eating me alive!! I woke up and now they're everywhere. I {tried everything|used insecticide| sprayed the whole place withdiatomaceous earth but it's worse than before!! I don't know what to do! Somebody call an exterminator!
- What do I do?
- help!